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ilovesidneycrosby:

the song of tumblr’s people

— 11 months ago with 2 notes

malkin-is-goal:

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

I feel Cathy is telling me the opposite half the time…

(via nachofortuneteller)

— 12 months ago with 456586 notes

kissinbarsyoufool:

remember miley’s hilbilly cousin louann who held miley captive and stole her identity maybe it’s been her this whole time

(via theweenysoldier)

— 1 year ago with 32871 notes
captainmoonwalk:

And absolutely no one is shocked they arrived together

captainmoonwalk:

And absolutely no one is shocked they arrived together

(Source: bollig52, via theweenysoldier)

— 1 year ago with 428 notes

wickedseraph:

addictedtotheallureofbeauty:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

haha so much truth in the last gif.

DAMN. Just DAMN.

(via theweenysoldier)

— 1 year ago with 527570 notes

mrschriskendall:

october is coming up

you know what that means

mother

fuckin

halloween

town

(Source: rnarkiplier, via penguinsplayhockey87)

— 1 year ago with 99518 notes

dajunebug:

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

(Source: adam-demamp, via toewstoes)

— 1 year ago with 448962 notes

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(via theweenysoldier)

— 1 year ago with 530508 notes

thekingofholmeschapel:

the year is 2071 and the vmas are being held on the planet saturn.

taylor swift is still not over harry styles

(via toewstoes)

— 1 year ago with 8009 notes