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ilovesidneycrosby:

the song of tumblr’s people

— 7 months ago with 2 notes

malkin-is-goal:

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

I feel Cathy is telling me the opposite half the time…

(via mattniskannon)

— 7 months ago with 419760 notes

kissinbarsyoufool:

remember miley’s hilbilly cousin louann who held miley captive and stole her identity maybe it’s been her this whole time

(via crosbysmustache)

— 8 months ago with 32905 notes
captainmoonwalk:

And absolutely no one is shocked they arrived together

captainmoonwalk:

And absolutely no one is shocked they arrived together

(Source: dzdomination, via crosbysmustache)

— 8 months ago with 429 notes

wickedseraph:

addictedtotheallureofbeauty:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

haha so much truth in the last gif.

DAMN. Just DAMN.

(via crosbysmustache)

— 8 months ago with 377119 notes

mrschriskendall:

october is coming up

you know what that means

mother

fuckin

halloween

town

(Source: rnarkiplier, via penguinsplayhockey87)

— 8 months ago with 97302 notes

dajunebug:

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

(Source: adam-demamp, via toewstoes)

— 8 months ago with 307225 notes

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease, via crosbysmustache)

— 8 months ago with 352346 notes

thekingofholmeschapel:

the year is 2071 and the vmas are being held on the planet saturn.

taylor swift is still not over harry styles

(via toewstoes)

— 8 months ago with 8022 notes